Monthly Archives: February 2020

DBZ Abridged

Type: It was the hype!!

Synopsis: It was hilarious, and we will all quote everything it said.

Pros: Dragon Ball Z: Abridged is probably the best anime abridged series in the history of the medium. It’s certainly the standard bearer. I say this with no hyperbole. For over 10 years, Team Four Star created one of the funniest, silliest, and weirdly emotionally resonant parodies on the internet. I think that a part of being a fan is secretly wishing to add to your fandom, at least a little. Team Four Star lived out that dream. Not only did they get to play around with the Dragon Ball Z characters, they made one of the best entries in the franchise. This may sound odd, but I would argue that DBZ: Abridged is the best way to ingest Dragon Ball after the original airing. DBZ: Abridged acts as a loving reflection of all the horribly funny inconsistencies in the greatest shonen story of all time. How many of us witnessed the Saiyan, Freeza, and Cell Saga and thought: Ya know, Goku is kinda a bad father, Piccolo is much better…I wonder what the human Z-fighters think about all these Super Saiyans running around…Now that I think about it, PoPo probably is some sort of Eldritch horror. But in all seriousness, I think that DBZ’s greatest legacy is that for a group of fans, myself included, it kept the Dragon Ball flame lit during some very dark times. It was a 10 years gap between Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods. This show started in 2008. The abridged series made me fall in love with Dragon Ball Z again, and got me excited for new entries like Dragon Ball Super and DBZ Fighters. I guess it’s a little poetic that DBZ abridged is ending right as Dragon Ball got another resurgence. After reigniting passions for the franchise, making it’s own mark on the industry, and even creating it’s own lore, it was time to move on. Team Four Star made us laugh and care about Dragon Ball again, and they did it there way.

Cons: After reading all that, you might be wondering: What the hell is Dragon Ball Z Abridged? To which I say: You go some attitude mister. DBZ: Abridged was an online video parody series about the story and characters of Dragon Ball Z. The show covers every episode and plot-line from the original show in a condensed, often satirical version. Everything is more or less the same, just bent or twisted for comedic effect. For example, in the show Guru of Namek is still the ruler of the Namekians, but he’s also an asshole and war criminal. Piccolo is still a stoic warrior, but also a bit of a tsundere. Some characters veer off their beaten track, and others go way off. Looking at you Mr. Popo. Despite my love and gratitude of this show, it’s not perfect in any way. The early episodes are rough, and the joke very in quality. There are some very lazy dick and drug jokes. I would say that this show, on average, is about at a mid-2000’s Adult Swim level of comedy. It’s stupid funny. That could be a compliment or an insult, depending on the episode.

Watch it: A must for DBZ fans! (5/5)

MVP: Team Four Star

Now they can live their own lives, and make their own futures.

Best Episode: Ep. 60, Part 1-3 (They were perfect).

 

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Hensuki: Are You Willing to Fall in Love with a Pervert, as Long as She’s a Cutie?

Type:  “If she ain’t blood, be a stud” -Ancient Proverb

Synopsis: Sigh. I was with you until the ending…

Pros: Look, I’m going to need to give me at least a few sentence here. But spoiler, you probably shouldn’t watch this.

Cons: I will say this, I came to this anime with an open mind. I was like, hey, I need something stupid to watch while I exercise. This seemed like an ecchi anime I can trust. The art style and hue of the show tells you everything you need to know. It going to be about a teenage boys and a harem of cute girls that like him for being relatively nice. And that basically is the show. In fact, I would hazard to say that the best, though generic, parts of the show are when the girls say why or how they came to love the protagonist. Those were at least mildly sweet moments. But the gimmick of the show is that every female character has some sort of “perversion” or kink. These kinks run the spectrum, from mild stuff like sub/dom play and fujoshi (boy’s love artist) to some hardcore stuff like voyeurism and exhibitionism. Each of the girls get about 2-3 episodes, with the major plot thread being the mystery of “panty-rella,” a girl that left her panties in the protagonist’s locker in ep. 01. None of this is actually that bad, and the friendship between the voyeur and the protagonist is kinda nice (since she’s the only girl that likes him as a friend). No, what turned me completely off the show was last two episodes, where it turns out that “panty-rella” was really the protagonist’s sister. What follows is a last episode that spends almost it’s entire run time trying to convince the protagonist (and audience) that humping your sister is totally fine, cause love is love. And hey, she’s not blood related, so no mutant babies for you! Goddammit, did that leave a bad taste in my mouth. There’s trash, and then there’s garbage. And that was garbage.

Watch it: No. No. No. At least the dubbing was silly. NO. (2/5)

MVP: The English Dub

At least they got paid.

Best Episode: Ep. 4-7 The Koharu Arc (For a show this bad, it had a pretty good male-female friendship develop here).

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Kemono Michi: Rise Up

Type: A wrestler in an Isekai anime? Stop! I can only get so erect!

Synopsis: Is what I would say, but honestly this anime was left me disappointingly flaccid. From the ads and word of mouth, I was expecting a story about a Brock Lesnar type suplexing his way across an isekai world. That’s all I wanted!! Instead, the anime is about a retired wrestler who opens a pet shop and uses wrestling moves to capture/grope wild monsters. I came for the sport of kings, but I left for the furry bait.

Pros: This show is a very basic anime. As such, it’s characters are one dimensional and so are their jokes. The protagonist, Genzo, is a animal lover, maybe in the biblical sense. His gimmick is getting angry when someone tries to kill monsters, or using his wrestling skills to erotically grapple animals into submission. He has no interest in saving the world, as this comes from the “[job type] gets sent into another world” and “Hero who wants to live a normal live in another world” generation of Isekai stories. His gal friday, Shigure, has my favorite gimmick, where she steals items from the people Genzo beats up and calls it “discovered treasure” (gatta love a greedy girl). Hanako is a half-dragon that likes to eat, and Camilla is her servant who is also a mess of a person. Some of the good running gags are: Genzo continually destroying the adventurer’s guild, Genzo hitting on a housewife/wolf-woman, and Camilla’s pathetic obsession with her master Hanako. That’s about it.

Cons: Holy crap is this a bland anime. Which is weird because it does have elements of a personality. Genzo has a Ant servant for no reason! But after you get past the surface level gimmicks, all you’re left with is a show with some flash, but not substance. Since Genzo doesn’t want to be a hero, the show becomes a slice of life story. Which would be fine, but everyone is so boring! Genzo’s bestiality jokes gets really old really quick. And outside of Shigure and the princess, no other characters really have any reason to hang out with Genzo. They’re just there because the author wanted more interesting characters to play with. It feels like the author thought that making Genzo immediately retire to open a pet show was a clever swerve that would subvert expectations, but quickly realized he limited the scope of his story. There are not stakes in this anime, and Genzo achieves his goal by episode 2. And since Genzo is established as the strongest characters in the show, his goal is never in danger of being taken away from him. The whole thing just feels unimportant, and the characters just aren’t interesting enough to carry everyday plots. That, I think, is this story’s biggest sin. It take a very unique premise manages to make it as milktoast as possible.

Watch it: I’m working myself into shoot here (by which I mean I’m getting angrier the most I think about this) (2/5)

MVP: Shigure

I like that she gradually got more and more disappointed with Genzo as the series went on.

Best Episode: Ep. 1 “Wrestler × Summoning” (He suplexes a Princess and molests a wolf-man)

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